Happy Holidays

Just in time...

...for the Holidays.

Here is a gallery of photos showing kids scared of Santa.

I'm coming home

It's not like you didn't know this already, but I'll be in Knoxville from Dec 19 - Jan 2. Don't know what the plans are yet. There will be familial birthdays and holiday hooha as well as shopping the first week I'm back and a small visit to the office so as to set things straight and get money. So, roll out the red carpet, even if you have to bleed out someone on an old used white one. Be on your best behavior, or I might not grant all of your wishes. Leave the liquor cabinet key where I can find it.

So Far

This is a map of where I've been so far in SOCAL on work. It's actually incomplete because it's missing around 200 red dots because I deleted the original spreadsheet and only have the completion report containing 300 or so that I hadn't completed at that time. There are also some bits cut off, like San Diego to the South, Bakersfield to theNorth, Indio to the South East. However, it does give a good look at where I've been. Done until after the New Year, thank the Gods. I'm a bit tired of driving I have to say.

Night Deposit Porn

Fire?

More Flower Porn

This flower porn from Alhambra, Ca is dedicated to English Bob who is currently "Freezing his ass off in CT."

Flower Porn

Useless Job Stats

12246 Photos taken
97 Sites Surveyed
7.5 Weeks worked
59 Average Hours Worked per week
11 FedEx packages sent
3 People trained
4 Times police were called by worried customers
2 Refusals
2 Compliments on my fluorescent green vest

Willow St. - Long Beach, CA

The Starlet