Because it's free sushi day. Wait...no it's not.

Because the best place for a book is the breakroom fridge.

The other cake was cornbread.

Because using the trash can 10' away his harder than tossing trash to back of top shelf.

Because if you inform someone right away, it won't be a sticky surprise they can cherrish later.

Because once you're at the front of the store, there is no going back.

Because you must use this "U" hook to stake the feet of the bird to the ground

Because it's always better to leave a rug on the floor once you've gone to the trouble to put it there.

Well placed screw for Borg future.