Because if you put beer on the bottom of your cart, physics will take it away from you.

Because gravity is not your friend.

Because it's aged with real Asians?

Because....NO! We've been over this one before.

Because leaving Fuccacia bread in the shaving creme isle makes it seem more European.

Because it's free sushi day. Wait...no it's not.

Because the best place for a book is the breakroom fridge.

The other cake was cornbread.

Because using the trash can 10' away his harder than tossing trash to back of top shelf.