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    Wednesday, July 25, 2007

    That's right, they work for us

    From the Washington Post via the BBC via questionable sources:

    Each Wore a Tiny Trench Coat

    Also in the animal world . . . From the BBC translators, an editorial by Saleh Eskandari headlined "spying squirrels," published July 10 by the Iranian newspaper Resalat.

    "A few weeks ago, 14 squirrels equipped with espionage systems of foreign intelligence services were captured by [Iranian] intelligence forces along the country's borders. These trained squirrels, each of which weighed just over 700 grams, were released on the borders of the country for intelligence and espionage purposes. According to the announcement made by Iranian intelligence officials, alert police officials caught these squirrels before they could carry out any task.

    "Fixing GPS devices, bugging instruments and advanced cameras in the bodies of trained animals like squirrels, mice, hamsters, etc, are among modern methods of collecting intelligence. Given the fast speed and the special physical features of these animals, they provide special capabilities for spying operations. Once the animals return to their place of origin, the intelligence gathered by them is then offloaded. . . ."

    Always thought there was something squirrelly about those folks.

    3 comments:

    Alan said...

    Has anyone heard if Secret Squirrel was captured? Perhaps we could trade him for Morocco Mole.

    Chris said...

    Drat. Plan number 2 then. Pig Paratroopers.

    Michael said...

    They're not actually squirrels. I can prove they're really small ninjas. Here's they're handiwork from Russia awhile back:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4489792.stm