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    Friday, February 03, 2006

    Squirrel Frankenstein

    Alright, somebody has to stop this son-of-a-bitch. For everyone I kill he sells a kit to revive it on e-bay. Of course I haven't killed any yet, but that isn't the point. I brought the BB gun up and shot one in the ass with a single pump at like 50 ft. the other day. I don't think he noticed, but it made me feel better and kept me from crying over his corpse. Yes, it was Mr. Nibbles. I don't think even that taught him anything.

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