Well, thanks to a bunch of radical ramrods, it looks like we'll all eventually be flying naked. I suggest everyone start working out if you have plans to fly anytime in the near future. They should rework that groundbreaking Saturday Night Live penis skit and replace the setting with a departure lounge at JFK. This is going to add a new dimension to those flights where you have to sit next to the fat guy.
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It's time to ditch the transportation stocks.
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