Pilgrimage

I had a dream last night that I must take a pilgrimage to see the“Great Cross of Hubris”. I was not sure if I should go, but nonetheless I went. It was a long and arduous journey with little in the way of reward. But it was here, high atop the hill that I found the lost “Sanctified Subdivision”. It is here that my people will settle and live simply until the day we can be taken high above and make thunder with our passing. Wait…wait…what am I saying? Jesus. Who put this freakin’ 110’ cross here. Is this a new Ripley’s exhibit? I am so ashamed. I feel dirty now. I bet it was the Squirrels. What do they think this is...






Never mind.